Clown Car Valet is an extraordinary Valet Startup that will shake up the world of valet as we know it. Unlike other experiences, we are not performers, we are the future of event transportation. Clown Car Valet is a skilled group of drivers that intend to unforgettably deliver your audiences, from parking garage to performance. If these audiences are to have an exceptional experience at your event, they deserve unforgettable transportation too. Our GOLD-STANDARD SERVICE includes things like: themed rides with props and games, VIP escorts in record time (whilst never speeding), and even possible hiring opportunities. In addition to transportation, we can also help your guests find a spot in a packed parking garage and navigate those pesky parking meters. We will even go as far as taking our guests on a picturesque ride through the Parisian Countryside or a daring adventure between two dueling pirate cars. Your guests safety is never a concern but their satisfaction is guaranteed. Your company now the incredible opportunity to get into this elevator on the ground floor, joining us as we reinvent the valet enterprise. We are eager for a chance to prove ourselves and your event could be the one that puts us on the map. Clown Car Valet is the future of Valet- Guys! I said be quiet! I'm trying working on the website…no I am not going to mention that. Yea, yea I already said we are not performers, that was a good idea yea –Anyways, Clown Car Valet is eager to stake their claim on what is, and always has been, an up and coming industry. Our team is determined to give you the best possible service from parking garage to performance...oh wait, did I already say that, shit! Siri turn off speech to text.

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